How Santa’s dashboard saves Christmas

Since before Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose, critics have questioned how jolly old St. Nick could possibly bring season’s greetings to billions of children around the world. There’s no shortage of theories, but a leaked screenshot of this dashboard could very well put them to rest.

Mr. Claus could not be reached for comment, however we obtained the following statement from his team:

“This new technology has completely transformed operations at the North Pole. In the last calendar year, elf toy production is up 3,000%, reindeer games are down 80%, and we no longer run out of hot cocoa in the breakroom.”